• Lily Allen music: *happy go lucky melody with fairies in the background dancing with the angels of heaven*
  • Lily Allen lyrics: The whole world is a dark place where no will ever escape from. Just saw an old lady get raped in London, I didn't do shit, too fuckin' bad. Everyone is on drugs and doesn't care, you all need help. You hate gay people? Well fuck you. My boyfriend has a tiny penis and it's not fair. Stop FUCKING HITTING ON ME AT THE BAR JESUS CHRIST, I HAVE AIDS OKAY?? Oh, you're 29? lmfao you're life is over bitch. You better hope a man comes along to take care of you, you're not 22 anymore. Anyone want to have some Chinese food with me?

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  • one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute aw
  • one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
  • one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves

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I worship Satan.

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Got my early stream of Synthetica through Metric’s Hide + Seek and IT’S SO GOOD. I’M LIKE DYING. REPEATEDLY.

I’m really nervous about liking things. I don’t know why I just feel like since I’m the most irrelevant blog on this website I feel like they would not appreciate it or something. 

blaggot:

gagacarl:

i m SO STRAIGHT

I’m so fucking gay

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heavymetalload:

itsadamparker:

I am fucking DYING.

Tears.

Real tears.

omfg6666666666666~

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digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.

Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”

So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”

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Okay all joking and stuff aside. What if…

They use…

a hologram?